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Motivational

“It became difficult for me to sleep, since I started to believe in my invincibility.” - Sergei Tiviakov

“My latent genetic potential is so immense that even the prospect of lifting a dumbbell once could render my once human-like body completely unrecognizable.” - Casually Explained

“If you wanna know who I am, Google me!’ - DJ Khalid

“I stay ready so I ain’t gotta get ready” - Snoop Dogg”

“There’s no limit to what I think I deserve” - Dwight Schrute

“I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.” - Leslie Knope

From the book Math with Bad Drawings (by Ben Orlin)

“A statistic is an important witness. It tells the truth, but never the whole truth”

“87% of statistics are made up on the spot!”

“Mmm, you feel that? It’s the pleasure of turning away from an urgent, intractable real-world problem to focus instead on a puzzle that nobody cares about. Savor the sensation. It’s why people become mathematicians”

“You should admire $0.46 of spilled change as a miracle on par with human birth”

Bonus

“I was in a bad mood so I was passive aggressive to my Google home.” - Sam Hrncir