Here are some of my favorite quotes from..

The Office:

“Sorry I annoyed you with my friendship!” -Andy

“I am ready to face any challenges that might be foolish enough to face me.” -Dwight

“Dwight may have won the battle.. but I will win the next battle!” -Andy

“Fact. I am older. I am wiser. Do not mess with me.” -Dwight

“I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” -Michael

“Sometimes I start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way.” -Michael

“Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.” -Jim

“I talk a lot, so I’ve learned to just tune myself out.” -Kelly

“I wanted to eat a pig in a blanket.. in a blanket.” -Kevin

Things Other Than The Office:

“Be Smart, be Thoughtful, Be Generous” -Ashton Kutcher

“I used to think I was an atheist until I realized I’m a god.” -Watsky

“Brevity is the soul of wit.” -Shakespeare

“Blasphemer, how dare you bring logic into God’s house!”-Disenchantment

“She generally gave herself very good advice, (though she very seldom followed it).” -Alice in Wonderland

“Not all those who wander are lost.” -JRR Tolkien

“You know a wise man once said nothing at all.” -Drake

“Any ai smart enough to pass a Turing test is smart enough to know to fail it.” -Ian McDonald

“Vector! That’s me, cuz I’m committing crimes with direction and magnitude!!” -Vector

“Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering” -Yoda

“It is remarkably hard to talk and be smart at the same time” -Michael Skalak

“It’s nice to be important but its more important to be nice.”

“Be humble with a hint of kanye.”